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"I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had swine flu, she sang on TV, people got swine flu."
- British Junior Minister Sion Simon, on twitter, simultaneously merging the two most annoying things on the internet right now. (via kaytee) (via rachell) (via pleasedo) (via almostfamousbutstillawesome)
